Hodor wrote:
It’s not about Adam vs. Lisa. It’s about Adam vs. Minmaxx slime.
So in 2019 Milton's NGO's can look forward to
the 7th installment of the Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings trilogy
Rise of the Lord of Slime
figureative metaphorical allegorical synopsis
Prime Wizard Gandlf Trudeau = PM Justin Trudeau
Lady Raitt = MP Lisa Rait
Lord of Slime nope not really the 2015 dude nope not here folks
Adam Sackville Bagginses = Adam Vancoevorden the Kayak Olympian
Eagle Thunderbirds = local liberal machine?
Gollum = Let me think on that one
stoned Brown Wizard = Miltons 14 to 22 age group on the Weed
All was good in the Land.The bad guys had been vanquished and Gandalf Trudeau had finally
got some Rand R with the Spirit Woodland Elf Lady Moira.
Up in the skies above the Land Gandalf Trudeau's giant Eagle-Thunderbirds
were flying about clutch dwarves,hobbits and a protesting Brown Wizard who was still smoking
too many Magic Mushrooms,once called Cannabis
So it was a bit of a surprise to Gandalf Trudeau when his once enemy Lady Raitt the Woodland Elf vanished near
Milton.The Prime Wizard made inquiries and learned horror or horrors that the Lord of the Rings twin brother
the Lord of Slime,had left Mount Doom and now had his throne in Milton,along with his cash grabbing lackey-minions.
What could Prime Wizard Trudeau do?He blew on his huge hunting horn and a solitary Eagle-Thunderbird came winging over
carrying a protesting figure.
The wannabe Hero was not the dwarf Thorin,not even a pony,or the pot smoking Brown Wizard
but one of Bilbo Baggins and Frodo's
less reputable relatives
the smeared dirty of the face hobbit
Adam Sackville Bagginses,.
Gandalf Trudeau had been hoping for the five foot ten Golden Son of Bard the Archer
but he'd have to make do with this hobbit.At least the youthful hobbit had
blond hair.
And so Prime Minister Trudea waved his hands placing wards of protection
onto the 'munchkin',as his Parliamentary Secretary Gollum describe Adam.
and the yowling hobbit with blond hair was dropped into the troubled
village of Milton to try to oust the Lord of Smile.
When the Prime Wizard turned and asked Gollum if maybe he
wanted to head to Milton and help Adam battle the Lord of Slime
,and maybe get the Ring back,
the diminutive green skinned amphibious figure shook his head
gave his boss a good firm stare with those goggley eyes of his and whispered
"No Prescious (spelling) there,I'm outta here today boss"
Next Installment
Will Adam find the missing woodland elf Lady Raitt?
Will she help him defet the greater evil,the Lord of Slime?
And just what is the Lord of Slime up to in his throne room?