Hey what’s got two thumbs and racoon(s) in his attic?
This guyyyyyyy!
Sitting having a peaceful sh*t this morning, family still asleep, when what do I hear? Claws walking on wood? Get the ladder, take a peek, and ohhhh sh*t they’ve pulled up wood, insulation bags, and who knows what else. Bastards hiding from me as well - smart fukkers.
Anyway got a guy who likes to practice leather tanning with these things coming to fix my problem. I hope the Dutchman doesn’t call the ministry on us.
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